The kids have been trying to outdo each other with their jokes and have been amusing themselves (and therefore, me) greatly.
Here's a sampling...
What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?
You can reason with a terrorist.
What do you call a polite, funny, sensitive, good looking boy?
So a blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and the brunette says, "look at that dead bird", and the blonde looks up and says, "where?"
How is a duck like a pickle?
Neither one can ride a bike.
And so forth and so on. You get the general idea, I'm sure. Really, the best part was watching their reactions. The Princess cracked herself up, while The Boy tried to keep a straight face through his smirking.
Some of the jokes were accompanied by Oscar worthy acting performances...
While The Princess cracked herself up, she left The Boy scratching his head in puzzlement...
...or looking at her in confusion...
...or just trying to hide...
So then The Princess tried to add in a few thespian elements...
But Lucy seemed a bit confused.
Many of The Boy's jokes weren't politically correct, so I didn't include them, but this one made me giggle and so I am going to share it. If it offends you, I apologize.
What's the difference between an American girl and an Arab girl?
American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.
**I almost forgot...Everyone guessed the correct answer for C. He sees himself as the turtle - the cool, confident kid.
I'm just glad he didn't say he was the weird fish at the bottom...Whew!
Also, just for the record, remember that first joke up there? The one about the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? Well, let's just say that he picked a bad time of the month to tell that one! Just sayin'......